"When you trip in tall cotton is the time to look out for snakes."
*Dukes of Hazzard balladeer*
"A stranger is just a friend you havn't met yet."
*unknown
Luckily brains runs in my family..... unfortunately, Weirdness runs faster......
*unknown
"When I wake up each morning, I tell myself, "This is the day that the Lord has made, I will rejoice and be glad in it!"
It is my choice whether this day will be good or bad. I CHOOSE to have a good day, and I will be happy in it! How about you?"
*unknown
"I am not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!"
*ME!
"As long as there are tests, there WILL be prayer in schools!"
*unknown
"Uncle John, I think you have a lose wire."
*Penny in Inspector Gadget
"You're only young once, but you can be immature forever!"
*Garfeild
I am not suggesting a death penalty for stupidity, I just suggest that we take the warning labels off of everything,
and let the problem solve itself!
Mom's friend Tech
The mind is like a parachute. It works better when it's opened. *unknown*
*Snaps fingers* "Don't make me "DUH" you!!!! " ;)
Jeffrey
A friend is someone who will reach for your hand, and touch your heart.
*unknown
"I may be crazy, but I am not blonde!"
ME!
If I have told you once, I have told you a million times! DON'T exagerate!
*unknown
True friends are like four leaf clovers.
Hard to find, and lucky to have.
*unknown
"A candle loses nothing of it's light, by lighting another candle."
*unknown
"There is no such thing as a bad day when there is a door knob on the inside." - Paul E. Galanti, Vietnam POW
"The journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step!"
*unknown
QUOTES SUBMITTED BY OTHER PEOPLE
"The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed
entirely of lost airline
luggage."
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
These two were submitteed by Jeremy.
"The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand, nor the kindly smile, nor the joy of companionship;
it is the spiritual inspiration that comes to one when he discovers that someone else believes in him and is willing to trust
him with friendship."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
"People who love you
people who you love back
people that will always be there for you
through
the good times and the bad
they make you happy when you are sad
they are angels that have yet to earn their wings
they
are your dearest friends"
*unknown
"What are friends for, if you can't use them."
*unknown
These three were submitted by my mom.
I am sorry that it has taken me so long to get this site completed, but after all, "Rome wasn't built in a day". :D I
am sure that there are a lot more cooky quotes out there, if you come across any, send them to me at......
Have fun surfing the rest of the page!
