The questions below are from a 10 year old kid who
drove a Harvard Professor
nuts!

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they
are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have
branches?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat
round?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but
it's only a "penny for
your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we
figured out it would be a
good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby"
when babies wake up like
every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still
called a hearing?

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will
they fire you?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then
put money in binoculars
to look at things on the ground?

How come we choose from just two people for President
and fifty for Miss
America?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you
naked anyway.

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does
he/she call?

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I
think I'll squeeze
these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes
out!"

Or watch a white thing come out a chicken rear and
think ,"that ought to
taste good"

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the
toast to a horrible
crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the
freezer?

When your photo is taken for your driver's license,
why do they tell you to
smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for
your license, are you
going to be smiling?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a
stupid song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool
lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a
radio out of a coconut, why

can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for
the time, but don't point
to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all
fours? They're both
dogs!

What do you call male ballerinas?

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?

If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that
ACME crap, why didn't he
just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is
made from vegetables,
what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality
come from morons?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a
mouse?

Does the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little
Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's
face, he gets mad at you,
but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his
head out the window?